It really sucks when you realize that nowadays, countless girls use more their eyes and not their heart.

How do I know? I’ve been surrounded by them in my entire lifetime. You always see them screaming, running at the mouth and flirting (an act which isn’t necessary) that totally distorts their image as young ladies of our millennium. God knows I’ve seen them cart-wheeled 7 times when they get “kilig.” It’s one of their aptitudes that should never be developed. 

Haven’t their mothers taught them how to control their vaginas in leaking when they see good-looking and sexy guys? I blame our educational institutions for not teaching these uncivilized girls how to act uprightly.  Thank God I have no sister because if I have, I will have been murdered her with my bare paws.

Still, our problem remains unsolved. As a decent social being, I should educate you in dealing with these repellent attitudes. First, if your eyes caught an irresistible sexy guy, no need to let hear us your high-pitch-soprano voice. Biting your lips or smiling would be enough. Next, don’t tell guys about guys because we do not freaking care. We’re here talking to you because we like you so stop it or else we’ll gonna be cranky. Now we don’t want that, right?
Lastly, be the respectable woman you can be. Im not  asking you to be like Cory or Mother Teresa who are seemingly still drop-dead-virgins or to be those women who walk in the streets inviting to play hide-and-sex, but I strongly encourage you to be those women who has a face of an angel, a mind of a queen and a heart of a lady.

If you have these attributes, email me because you’re the one Im looking for. Just kidding.

If you have these attributes, you’re not the one who ends up stalking but your crush is.